Artisanal Collection™

NT_Banner.jpg

The reviews are in, and critics are loving our new Artisanal Collection™.  Check out the new finishes crafted by our nine Artisans in Residence at our headquarters in Foster, OH.

 

Italian Mobile Light

The Italian Mobile Light makes the impasta possible with a subtle, fluted finish made from a delicate spaghetti-wrapped exterior. Start saving your pennes for this stunning fixture. If you're already raviolin' in the dough, and have the means, then boil boil boy!

Not suitable for damp locations.

Salt Dune Light

Feelin' salty?
A limited edition Dune Light dusted with sea salt from historic Foster, OH.

Moss.jpg

Más Moss Dune Light

No más waiting for your next scenic trip when you can bring the views right to your home or workplace. This limited edition Dune Light is flocked with a rare, bright moss harvested after the first frost by the elder chipmunks of Foster, OH.

Pep Light

The Pep Light is the 'roni piece missing from your pizza-themed dwelling. The fixture can be used in rows over tables, bars or islands to provide decorative down-lighting without overpowering a room, but the smell might…

Available for pickup and delivery.  Cheese sold separately.

Sprinkles.jpg

Sprinkle Yoyo Light

This limited edition Yoyo Light features two spun aluminum shades, topped with resin-cast sprinkles, and sandwiched together to create a tasty treat for the eyes.

Whittle Pennant Light

This whittle guy can create any pennant triangulation by varying the arm’s angle and the space between the pivot mount and wall plate.  Made from locally-sourced lumber hand-picked from the Little Miami River valley.  

Astro Snack Light

The elegance of stretched fruit preserves adorning our Astro Light brings the aurora borealis to any commercial or residential install. Evoking not only sweet smells, this fruity finish tastes out of this world. 

Big Nut Light

Our signature Grape-Nuts® crumple coating is no feast for the eyes, but this classic downlight packs plenty of punch for the modern-day, active lifestyle.  Despite having a low iron content, the fixture delivers exactly the amount of light you need, and when you need it most.  Finally a light fixture to match your grandmother's bland diet and lifestyle.


April Fools ;)


We hope you enjoyed a good laugh at our new "Artisanal Collection".  Last week our Staff spent the day improvising ridiculous finish ideas.  As a team it was great to take a break and just make something silly.  Sometimes design can be too serious.  Let this be a good reminder to just have fun and carve out time to just make something.  After the photo shoot we realized a few of these goofy ideas might actually have some legs...

Have a great week!  Cheers from everyone on Staff® By Andrew Neyer.

Previous
Previous

PMC

Next
Next

Dropbox